7 WONDER IN MALAYSIA + BONUS

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Organisers recently announced the
seven new wonder
of the modern world.

Here in MALAYSIA BOLEH -land we have
our very own
7 wonders.


1. THE ZAKARIA 'PALACE'

The only building built with no
approval and unpaid
assessment fees that is not demolished
and sealed. The
owner is the first bankrupt to be able
to own
a palace.

2. THE 'BOCOR' PARLIMENT

Th e unique feature is its ability
to 'leak' away
billions of taxpayers money while the
guardians of
the nation stood there all wet.

3. 'UNHAUNTED' KUCHING PRISON

The only $600M prison in this world
that is free of
haunted stories and encounters.
Reasons - No execution
was done here before. In fact no
prisoners were held
in here. There are also no concrete
walls with barbed
wires to contain souls - both dead and
alive. Maybe it
can qualify as the first imaginary
prison built with
real money.

4. PAYA INDAH 'WASTED' WETLANDS

The nation's premier eco-tourism park
holds the
record in the category of attracting
more lawyers
with litigation than tourists with
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5. 'NOT SO' SMART TUNNEL

Uniquely designed to alleviate floods.
When completed,
it does everything except alleviate
floods.

6. 'DISCONNECTED' CYBERJAYA

The one and only high tech city in the
world that
offers limited or no internet
connecti on to its
residents.

7. CROOKED 'CROOKED' BRIDGE

The most crooked bridge in the world
dreamt by a
most crooked mind. Too bad it was
abandoned; otherwise
it would make it as one of the
wonders. It will end up costing more
NOT to build
than it would have to actually build
it.

AND A BONUS SURPRISE ....PRESENTING
TH E LATEST 8TH WONDER :

THE 1ST MALAYSIAN ASTRO MAN BLASTED
OFF TO NOWHERE WITH MILLIONS OF
RAKYAT MONEY BURNT IN 10 DAYS FOR THE
MOST EXPENSIVE SPACE EXPEDITION
HAS ENTERED INTO THE MALAYSIAN
GUINNES S BOOK OF RECORDS AT 10 PM ON
0CT 10, 2007. BRAVO!

( p.s. NO WONDER - PRICES today has
increased "NAIK , NAIK, NAIK " in
2007....look and see....for
sure.. ......tahun depan minyak
mestiiiiii ii naik punya....this year
cannot naik....sebab sudah
promise-mah . ..!!!! tahun depan sure
naik like soyuz pecut...dasyhat
l ooo.... )

Aren't we happy to be Malaysians?